It’s been a minute since I’ve written you a proper, physical letter.
I think a goose stole my sandals.
I would like to humbly submit my application as your role model.
The first time I went to the 9:30 Club, I accidentally barricaded Nate Ruess in the green room bathroom.
I believe in the power of a good letter.
I hope you’ll forgive me for writing out of the blue.
I always forget about the subtle things like live mariachi.