I think you’d make an ideal pen pal for villains.
I'm not gonna sugar coat this: it's about to get worse.
“Last time I saw you, we almost died together. It was an experience I will cherish forever, although I would …
I don’t know when this letter will reach you. Admittedly, you probably have a few other things on your mind …
I’m sorry I yelled at you when you were crying in front of the boathouse. That wasn't very nice.
You will find enclosed within this card $20. This should buy you a good number of vegetables.
How are you? I hope you’re well.